I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
