One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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