Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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