If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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