you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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