and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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