OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
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I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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