my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.