Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Please get laid.

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(650): View more from California

This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.

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(989): View more from Michigan

We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?

(303): View more from Colorado

It's 3 am.

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