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• (213): View more from California

  I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i would one night stand the shit outta him

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.

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  Dude. Do it.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good

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• (727): View more from Florida

  No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit

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