we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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