Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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