walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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