Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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