oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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