a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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