i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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