And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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