I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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