if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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