Me too!
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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