well most of my day revolves around power hour
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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