The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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