O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
