You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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