God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
