We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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