Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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