Ambien. No doubt about it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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