super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Do plants get herpes?
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