I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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