i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i came on her dog
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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