Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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