Kiss
Puke
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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