At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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