Whod you bang
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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