is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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