I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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