She's JV to your varsity
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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