My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
where am i from again
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
