she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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