Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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