just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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