Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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