im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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