Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I want to make a zoo with you.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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