I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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