I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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