just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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