If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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