She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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