What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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