okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
