So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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