i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize