the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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