What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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