she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
