I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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