She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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