Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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