I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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